The Republic of Corporates is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning turtle population. The hard-working population of 2.058 billion Corporatesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.

The Corporatesian economy, worth 88.0 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 42,771 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corporates's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Corporates is ranked 190,685^th in the world and 1,121^st in the Plains of Perdition for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 315.27 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.