The Empire of Corp Nations is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marcus Voln with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 34.886 billion Lanterns enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogo. The average income tax rate is 6.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corp Nationsian economy, worth an astonishing 12,482 trillion boba rings a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 357,800 boba rings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, juries deliberate more than magic 8-balls, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corp Nations's national animal is the ion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Corp Nations is ranked 551^st in the world and 1^st in The Pleiades for Smartest Citizens, with 331.04 quips per hour.