The Teyrnir of Coromodir is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Teyrna Oreah vas Arano with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 15.662 billion Coromodirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cordia City. The average income tax rate is 24.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Coromodirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,773 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, Teyrna Oreah vas Arano's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, and the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Coromodir's national animal is the cormorant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Coromodir is ranked 253,333^rd in the world and 13^th in Ulthos for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 27.78 on the Bus Surprisal Index.