Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,851stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,459thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,745th
The Prison of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Strength Through Strongivity
Old King Corni Corn Corn Corn
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Cornessee

Population9.877 billion

CapitalCobb
LeaderOld King Corni Corn Corn Corn
FaithCornchipist Fundamentalists

CurrencyCornessee coin
AnimalCornessee Swan

The Prison of Cornessee is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Old King Corni Corn Corn Corn with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.877 billion Cornesseeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cobb. The average income tax rate is 75.5%.

The all-consuming Cornesseean economy, worth 602 trillion Cornessee coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 61,032 Cornessee coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

People are bored of easy crossword puzzles, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, and residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cornessee's national animal is the Cornessee Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cornchipist Fundamentalists.

Cornessee is ranked 270,579th in the world and 3rd in Korm for Most Stationary, with 10.7139861986 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,851stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,459thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,745thNudest: 13,452ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,002ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,443rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,805thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,629thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,742ndLargest Black Market: 21,262ndMost Authoritarian: 22,883rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,464thMost Ignorant Citizens: 25,666thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,720thMost Secular: 25,766th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cornessee's influence in Korm fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : Cornessee's influence in Korm fell from "Hermit" to "Superpower".
  • : Cornessee's influence in Korm rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
  • : Cornessee relocated from Korn to Korm.
  • : Cornessee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Cornessee's influence in Korn fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Cornessee's influence in Korn fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
  • : Cornessee's influence in Korn rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
  • : Cornessee relocated from Balder to Korn.
  • : Cornessee founded the region Korn.

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