The Abandoned ExNation of Cornessee is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Old King Corni Corn Corn Corn with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.984 billion Cornesseeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cobb. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cornesseean economy, worth a remarkable 1,238 trillion Cornessee coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 82,648 Cornessee coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 304,357 per year while the poor average 15,853, a ratio of 19.2 to 1.

Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, there's a mortuary next to every Cornesseean restaurant, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cornessee's national animal is the Cornessee Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cornchipist Fundamentalists.

Cornessee is ranked 313,995^th in the world and 3^rd in Soxxcyluj for Least Corrupt Governments, with 51.08 percentage of bribes refused.