The Socialist Federation of Cornasitria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairman Milos Jakoński with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.483 billion Cornasitrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trińtan. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Cornasitrian economy, worth 139 trillion mędáls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 93,999 mędáls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, prison visits increase substantially during election years, and children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cornasitria's national animal is the mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State non-theism.

Cornasitria is ranked 9,720^th in the world and 5^th in Surpridom of the Left for Safest, scoring 119.91 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.