The Suntan Lotion of Coppertone is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Coppertone with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.934 billion Coppertoneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coppertone. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Coppertonean economy, worth 853 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 78,066 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied dolphin, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown. Coppertone's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Coppertone.

Coppertone is ranked 120,017^th in the world and 1^st in Coppertone for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.26 law-abiding acts per hour.