The Federal Republic of Copan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Presidente Otonni with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.264 billion Copãnenses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Besifa. The average income tax rate is 26.0%.

The very strong Copãnense economy, worth 67.3 trillion Setembrinoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,265 Setembrinoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Homophobia is off the menu, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", Copan has designated Besifa as its capital city, and Presidente Otonni has just been declared ruler of Copan in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Copan's national animal is the Águia, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Copan is ranked 298,869^th in the world and 5^th in Unidos Brasileiros for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.