The Free Land of Constant Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Borislava Mihailović with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.253 billion Constant Republicians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ronograd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Constant Republician economy, worth 205 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 163,762 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lobbying has been outlawed, pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks", begun the Clone Wars have, and doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Constant Republic's national animal is the Pheonix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Constant Republic is ranked 163,005^th in the world and 11^th in Mappy nerds for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 607.31 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.