The Republic of Consoland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Consus Magnus with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.198 billion Consolandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Consonia. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Consolandian economy, worth 329 trillion Consuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,059 Consuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, the face of Consus Magnus is a permanent feature of the Consonia skyline, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Consoland's national animal is the Axolotl, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Consus.

Consoland is ranked 200,265^th in the world and 671^st in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Black Market, with 487 billion Standard Monetary Units.