Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,164thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,308thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,753rd
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Conservative Values

Population17.352 billion

LeaderBarry Goldwater


The Liberty Lover of Conservative Values is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Barry Goldwater with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.352 billion Conservatives are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The powerhouse Conservative economy, worth a remarkable 1,150 trillion gippers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 66,284 gippers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 498,251 per year while the poor average 2,528, a ratio of 197 to 1.

Nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, research into 'designer babies' is banned, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Conservative Values's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Conservative Values is ranked 7,027th in the world and 2nd in Conservative League for Fattest Citizens, with 19.52 Obesity Rate.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,164thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,308thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,753rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,557thFattest Citizens: 7,027thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,555thMost Stationary: 9,710thLargest Populations: 11,783rdTop
Most Influential: 12,888thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,453rdHighest Economic Output: 15,944thMost Avoided: 16,994thMost Primitive: 20,158thLargest Mining Sector: 20,865thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,448thLargest Retail Industry: 22,558thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,341st

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