The Never Ending Empire of Conquest is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khaos Titan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 25.516 billion Conquestians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zweinstein. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.6%.

The very strong Conquestian economy, worth a remarkable 1,720 trillion Dutch Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 67,442 Dutch Kronor, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is reining in public spending, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Conquest has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Conquest's national animal is the Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Conquest.

Conquest is ranked 76,154^th in the world and 4^th in Kingdom of Scotland for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,327.29 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.