The Republic of Connection Cap is a large, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 103 million Connection Capians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Connection Capian economy, worth 3.91 trillion Dorayakis a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,969 Dorayakis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, and the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Connection Cap's national animal is the Cats, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Connection Cap is ranked 118,843^rd in the world and 247^th in Doraemon for Longest Average Lifespans, with 72.1 years.