The Republic of Condalys is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 11.12 billion Condalysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Condalysian economy, worth 423 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,108 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condalys's national animal is the hawk.

Condalys is ranked 259,301^st in the world and 1^st in COUP for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -8.72 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.