The Capital of Conakry is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.985 billion Conakryians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conakry. The average income tax rate is 77.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Conakryian economy, worth a remarkable 4,866 trillion guinean francs a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,057 guinean francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, economists claim no news is good news, and the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conakry's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Conakry is ranked 54,604^th in the world and 2,580^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 101.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.