The Mass Line of Comradeland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Central Committee with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.869 billion Comradelandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vorkuta. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Comradelandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,521 trillion Labor-Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 234,007 Labor-Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Central Committee is quite hard to get a hold of, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, and the media seems excessively interested in what the Central Committee is wearing this season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comradeland's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Comradeland is ranked 156,327^th in the world and 8^th in North Korea for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.39 kickbacks per hour.