The Theocracy of Completely random nation is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 129 million Randians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.3%.

The very strong Randish economy, worth 6.94 trillion rubles a year, is dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,761 rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 219,977 per year while the poor average 8,692, a ratio of 25.3 to 1.

Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, sick days are on the rise, commercial jingles are the nation's greatest export, and children grow up believing the sun to be a myth. Crime is a problem. Completely random nation's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Completely random nation is ranked 237,750^th in the world and 17^th in Koala worshers for Safest, scoring 38.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.