The Free Market Oligopoly of Complete and Utter Capitalism is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Lord Regent with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 23.44 billion Complete and Utter Capitalists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laissez Fairadise. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Complete and Utter Capitalist economy, worth a remarkable 5,635 trillion Yuroes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 240,412 Yuroes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,212,331 per year while the poor average 26,579, a ratio of 45.6 to 1.

Selling advanced CPUs to anti-Complete and Utter Capitalist terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, tens of thousands of Complete and Utter Capitalists rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, and homebuyers must agree to name their firstborn after the previous owner. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Complete and Utter Capitalism's national animal is the Solid Gold Peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Complete and Utter Capitalism is ranked 319,216^th in the world and 38^th in Free Market Federation for Least Corrupt Governments, with 40.59 percentage of bribes refused.