The State of Communist Lukania is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by President Mattinson with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 14.395 billion Lukanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moen. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lukanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,693 trillion hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 117,622 hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Mattinson has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, a passport is literally priceless, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Lukania's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Any and all are accepted.

Communist Lukania is ranked 34,051^st in the world and 12^th in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Nicest Citizens, with 19.27 average smiles per day.