The Kingdom of Common2 is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Francisco with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.502 billion Common2ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. The average income tax rate is 88.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Common2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,713 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,060 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Designer clothespin sales are skyrocketing, people are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions, gamblers often find their stakes burnt, and the government seizes the property of the recently deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Common2's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Common2 is ranked 54,814^th in the world and 10^th in Common Storage for Longest Average Lifespans, with 82.36 years.