The Logical Thinking of Commander Spock is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by James Tiberius Kirk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 21.487 billion Spocks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T'Pau. The average income tax rate is 24.3%.

The enormous but inefficient Commander Spockian economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion dilithium crystals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 51,173 dilithium crystals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commander Spock's national animal is the sehlat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Commander Spock is ranked 114,452^nd in the world and 3^rd in Conservicstan for Rudest Citizens, with 50.09 insults per minute.