The Black Hawk of Come Join Us II is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Red Back with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 17.409 billion Hawks are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Public Transport and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Hawks. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.6%.

The all-consuming a Hawk economy, worth a remarkable 1,747 trillion Songs Written By CoEs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 100,399 Songs Written By CoEs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 538,523 per year while the poor average 9,777, a ratio of 55.1 to 1.

Puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, Red Back is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, and after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Come Join Us II's national animal is the Hymn of the Tireless Detagger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Black Hawks.

Come Join Us II is ranked 229,734^th in the world and 300^th in The Black Hawks for Most Primitive, scoring -107.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.