The Republic of Come Here is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 2.329 billion Come Hereans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.8%.

The Come Herean economy, worth 100 trillion lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 42,990 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Come Here's national animal is the elephant.

Come Here is ranked 228,907^th in the world and 8^th in What Could Possibly Go Wrong for Smartest Citizens, with 22.85 quips per hour.