The Colony of Colonial Davao is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Manginasal with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 10.265 billion Filipins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Davao City. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipin economy, worth a remarkable 2,210 trillion Pisoes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 215,328 Pisoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, immigrants who don't like the taste of Filipin Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonial Davao's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Jollibee.

Colonial Davao is ranked 211,654^th in the world and 107^th in KAISERREICH for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,514.59 Standard Monetary Units.