The Republic of Colloto2 is a tiny, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12 million Colloto2ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The very strong Colloto2ian economy, worth 682 billion Collotinos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 56,845 Collotinos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 193,044 per year while the poor average 12,349, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Colloto2's national animal is the Jabali, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Colloto2 is ranked 307,635^th in the world and 1,078^th in Concord for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -3.16 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.