The Republic of Collei is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.991 billion Colleians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.8%.

The strong Colleian economy, worth 778 trillion moras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,612 moras, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and blue bloods are welcome in Collei. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Collei's national animal is the forest ranger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Collei is ranked 79,777^th in the world and 2,218^th in Herta Space Station for Highest Average Incomes, with 86,612.37 Standard Monetary Units.