The Republic of Collei is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.038 billion Colleians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The strong Colleian economy, worth 791 trillion moras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,601 moras, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, 'Forest Rangernado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Collei's national animal is the forest ranger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Collei is ranked 156,789^th in the world and 1,862^nd in Herta Space Station for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 991.86 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.