The Republic of Collection of Epics I is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.674 billion Collection of Epics Iians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 45.4%.

The thriving Collection of Epics Iian economy, worth 645 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 66,707 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, school uniforms are compulsory, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Collection of Epics I's national animal is the Clock, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Collection of Epics I is ranked 90,058^th in the world and 3,642^nd in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 25.02 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.