The Planet of Coineria is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.189 billion Coinerians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.6%.

The powerhouse Coinerian economy, worth 179 trillion Efforts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,129 Efforts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, Coinerians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coineria's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Coineria is ranked 282,179^th in the world and 18^th in Firmament for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.68 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.