The Karaoke Nights of Coffee Cafe is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.696 billion Coffee Cafeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Coffee Cafean economy, worth 221 trillion yen a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 38,903 yen, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,738 per year while the poor average 2,438, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Coffee Cafe's national animal is the raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Coffee Cafe is ranked 126,640^th in the world and 22^nd in Hana Macchia for Largest Populations, with 5.70 billion capita.