The Republic of Cochinchina is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Trần with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 27.352 billion Cochinchinese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saigon. The average income tax rate is 67.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cochinchinese economy, worth a remarkable 4,147 trillion dong tiens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,641 dong tiens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

In a baffling press conference President Trần proudly dismantled a broken door, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, voting is voluntary, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cochinchina's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is undesignated.

Cochinchina is ranked 14,272^nd in the world and 2^nd in ASEAN for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,249.97 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.