Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,303rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,021stHighest Economic Output: 12,838th
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Cobalt Chloride

Population22.162 billion

Capitala swirling vortex of koinophobia
Leaderthe Strongest
Faithnarcissistic hoodoo

Currencyshrapnel
Animalferal catboy

The Chemical Compound of Cobalt Chloride is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by the Strongest with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 22.162 billion Cobaltarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a swirling vortex of koinophobia. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cobaltarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,396 trillion shrapnels a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,116 shrapnels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Printing ink yields narcissistic hoodoo's biggest return on investment, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany the Strongest to meetings with foreign heads of state, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, and expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cobalt Chloride's national animal is the feral catboy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is narcissistic hoodoo.

Cobalt Chloride is ranked 15,913th in the world and 1st in The New Horizon for Largest Populations, with 22.2 billion capita.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,303rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,021stHighest Economic Output: 12,838thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,863rdMost Devout: 12,903rdMost Developed: 13,106thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,605thLargest Populations: 15,913thMost Cultured: 16,210thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,905thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,869thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,670thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,893rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,195thSmartest Citizens: 25,258thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,911thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,920thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,341stLowest Crime Rates: 27,907thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,079thMost Influential: 28,263rdHighest Poor Incomes: 29,872ndLargest Governments: 31,442ndLargest Welfare Programs: 31,624thMost Scientifically Advanced: 31,859th

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  • : Cobalt Chloride was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Cobalt Chloride was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Cobalt Chloride was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments and Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Cobalt Chloride was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Cobalt Chloride was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Cobalt Chloride was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Cobalt Chloride was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Cobalt Chloride was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobalt Chloride, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobalt Chloride, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite.

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