Largest Publishing Industry: 11,334thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,488thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,781st
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Cloudflare Inc

Population1.56 billion

CapitalSan Francisco

Currencydollar
Animalshares

The Republic of Cloudflare Inc is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.56 billion Cloudflare Incians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Francisco. The average income tax rate is 35.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cloudflare Incian economy, worth 129 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,818 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, policies are debated via video essays and tier lists, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cloudflare Inc's national animal is the shares, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cloudflare Inc is ranked 129,247th in the world and 217th in OTC Markets for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,528.15 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 11,334thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,488thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,781stMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,472ndMost Secular: 26,509th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 26th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 39th in the regionMost Conservative: 50th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cloudflare Inc, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloudflare Inc, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloudflare Inc, policies are debated via video essays and tier lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloudflare Inc, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloudflare Inc, there's a bright dawn ahead for Cloudflare Inc.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloudflare Inc, not even adulthood can save you from truant officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloudflare Inc, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Cloudflare Inc, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader.
  • : Cloudflare Inc was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Cloudflare Inc, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.

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