The Republic of Clone Pilot 3 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 1.511 billion Clone Pilot 3ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Clone Pilot 3ian economy, worth 63.2 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,824 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clone Pilot 3's national animal is the Droid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Clone Pilot 3 is ranked 213,799^th in the world and 4,432^nd in eta for Rudest Citizens, with 36.49 insults per minute.