The Republic of Clone Commander 14 is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.482 billion Clone Commander 14ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 29.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Clone Commander 14ian economy, worth 60.3 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,673 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, and the economy's basis is "from each according to his abilities and to each according to their accountants". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clone Commander 14's national animal is the Droid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Clone Commander 14 is ranked 128,295^th in the world and 1,778^th in eta for Highest Poor Incomes, with 25,927.09 Standard Monetary Units.