Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rdLargest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Black Market: 5th
The Popsicle Pete Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Clench

Population31.422 billion

CapitalJoseph City
LeaderJoseph
FaithJosephism

Currencymoney
Animalviper

The Popsicle Pete Nation of Clench is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.422 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 32,462 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,033,116 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,983,402 per year while the poor average 283,835, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, school uniforms are compulsory, and the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Clench's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Clench is ranked 20th in the world and 1st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 30,676.75 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rdLargest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Black Market: 5thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5thLargest Mining Sector: 9thHighest Average Incomes: 9thHighest Economic Output: 15thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 32ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 81stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 117thMost Subsidized Industry: 118thMost Avoided: 137thMost Corrupt Governments: 154thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 161stLargest Governments: 172ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 180thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 189thMost Efficient Economies: 192ndFattest Citizens: 308thLowest Crime Rates: 355thHighest Poor Incomes: 429thMost Advanced Public Transport: 441stLargest Retail Industry: 700thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 901stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,744thLargest Populations: 1,758thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,962ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,406thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,644thRudest Citizens: 5,941stMost Conservative: 7,596thMost Stationary: 7,973rdTop
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Most Devout: 12,110thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,727thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,002ndMost Authoritarian: 16,864thMost Developed: 17,028thSmartest Citizens: 17,196th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 35th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 72nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 108th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 111th in the regionRudest Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Conservative: 243rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 290th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 360th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 362nd in the regionMost Developed: 369th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 383rd in the regionMost Influential: 446th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 545th in the regionMost Extreme: 561st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Highest Average Tax Rates, the Top 5% for Most Stationary, and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies, the Top 5% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.

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