Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2ndLargest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th
The Popsicle Pete Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Clench

Population32.094 billion

CapitalJoseph City
LeaderJoseph
FaithJosephism

Currencymoney
Animalviper

The Popsicle Pete Nation of Clench is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.094 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 33,156 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,033,116 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,983,402 per year while the poor average 283,835, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, school uniforms are compulsory, and the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Clench's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Clench is ranked 213,306th in the world and 6,156th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Drug Use, scoring 13.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2ndLargest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4thLargest Black Market: 5thLargest Mining Sector: 8thHighest Average Incomes: 8thHighest Economic Output: 14thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 87thMost Subsidized Industry: 122ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 132ndMost Avoided: 140thMost Corrupt Governments: 162ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 174thLargest Governments: 180thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 183rdMost Efficient Economies: 201stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 209thFattest Citizens: 313thLowest Crime Rates: 379thHighest Poor Incomes: 414thMost Advanced Public Transport: 439thLargest Retail Industry: 726thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 967thLargest Populations: 1,744thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,782ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,076thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,637thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,064thRudest Citizens: 5,989thMost Stationary: 7,749thMost Conservative: 8,945thTop
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Most Devout: 13,595thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,974thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,941stSmartest Citizens: 17,815thMost Developed: 17,819thMost Authoritarian: 19,098th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 71st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 111th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 147th in the regionRudest Citizens: 154th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 275th in the regionMost Conservative: 292nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 369th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 370th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 419th in the regionMost Influential: 435th in the regionMost Devout: 468th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 497th in the regionMost Extreme: 604th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 620th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead, the Top 5% for Most Zombified, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Highest Average Tax Rates, the Top 5% for Most Stationary, and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Clench was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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