The Grand Duchy of Cleaner is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ms Clean with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.361 billion Cleanerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spotless. The average income tax rate is 15.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Cleanerian economy, worth 93.7 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,671 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, Ms Clean has just been declared ruler of Cleaner in an international press conference, and Cleaner has designated Spotless as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Cleaner's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sparkle.

Cleaner is ranked 193,172^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Spick and Span Co Ltd for Largest Populations, with 2.36 billion capita.