The Queendom of Claudtopia is a very large, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 267 million Claudtopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 53.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Claudtopian economy, worth 14.8 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,494 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Police conduct raids on children having snail races, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks, and bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Claudtopia's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Claudtopia is ranked 45,380^th in the world and 12^th in AP Copotopia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 48.85 on the Kitten Softness Rating.