The Empire of Clarkatopia is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 250 million Clarkatopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.6%.

The strong Clarkatopian economy, worth 15.7 trillion cryptoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,686 cryptoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,822 per year while the poor average 14,424, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, Clarkatopians ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, and teenagers sit around on their butts all day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clarkatopia's national animal is the sweet fox.

Clarkatopia is ranked 284,250^th in the world and 25^th in The Churchlands for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 36.01 on the Kitten Softness Rating.