The Nevada Gambling Empire of Clark County is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Clark County Commissioners with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.585 billion Clark Countyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clark County Commissioners Office. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Clark Countyian economy, worth a remarkable 5,641 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 288,072 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,103,362 per year while the poor average 51,913, a ratio of 21.3 to 1.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown. Clark County's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Las Vegas.

Clark County is ranked 6,003^rd in the world and 1^st in Nevada for Rudest Citizens, with 154.28 insults per minute.