The Federation of Clammard is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.688 billion Clammardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clammardian economy, worth 452 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 168,240 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is expanding hungrily in its conquest of bread, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clammard's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Clammard is ranked 9,025^th in the world and 3^rd in Sancturia for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 90.95 Effective Tax Rate.