The Empire of CKK is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by CK with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.976 billion CKKans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CK City. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CKKan economy, worth a remarkable 1,816 trillion CKS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 129,985 CKS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CKK's national animal is the CK Tern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CKK is ranked 7,208^th in the world and 5^th in Hartfelden for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,878.23 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.