The Republic of Cityballs is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chairman Ceadz with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.234 billion Cityballsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hong Kong. The average income tax rate is 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cityballsian economy, worth 229 trillion Cityballs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,643 Cityballs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, greenhouses are regularly raided by the police, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cityballs's national animal is the Seeds, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ceadzism.

Cityballs is ranked 61,716^th in the world and 42^nd in Far East Oriental Federation for Highest Average Incomes, with 102,643.81 Standard Monetary Units.