The Loyal Son of Ciryon is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and enslaved workforce. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.096 billion Ciryonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.5%.

The thriving Ciryonian economy, worth 721 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 79,315 Golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,257 per year while the poor average 16,222, a ratio of 17.3 to 1.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ciryon's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Ciryon is ranked 324,015^th in the world and 8^th in Gladden Fields for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -7.07 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.