The Kingdom of Cinvotta is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Johannes Sadorker with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.208 billion Cinvottans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hadium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.4%.

The thriving Cinvottan economy, worth 101 trillion renegs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,333 renegs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 414,466 per year while the poor average 9,807, a ratio of 42.3 to 1.

Immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits, and virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Hadium. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinvotta's national animal is the Milli, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cinvotta is ranked 261,237^th in the world and 23^rd in The Moon for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 14.42 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.