The Republic of CINOCI 20 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.281 billion CINOCI 20ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The CINOCI 20ian economy, worth 226 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,830 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Calling dibs is an unalienable right, taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. CINOCI 20's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CINOCI 20 is ranked 110,105^th in the world and 3^rd in The Potato Union for Most Corrupt Governments, with 11.48 kickbacks per hour.