The Pastry of Cinnamon Roll is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Cinnamon Roll with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.3 billion Cinnamon Rollians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brinton. The average income tax rate is 22.9%.

The thriving Cinnamon Rollian economy, worth 843 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 74,635 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cinnamon Rollian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, and many marriages go virtually unconsummated. Crime is well under control. Cinnamon Roll's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cinnamonism.

Cinnamon Roll is ranked 43,528^th in the world and 10^th in 4chan for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,171.18 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.