The Republic of Cificap is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The quiet, industrious population of 7.359 billion Cificapians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 38.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Cificapian economy, worth 176 trillion scarabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,989 scarabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cificap's national animal is the scarab.

Cificap is ranked 236,740^th in the world and 3,145^th in The catholic military orders for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.83 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.