The Federação Democrática of Cidadelhe is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by João Leiria de Figueiredo with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.722 billion Cidadelhenses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nossa Senhora da Peneda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cidadelhense economy, worth a remarkable 1,878 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,204 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Agricultural employees work for peanuts, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cidadelhe's national animal is the Iberian lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cidadelhe is ranked 12,205^th in the world and 1^st in Portugal de Esquerda for Highest Average Incomes, with 193,204.26 Standard Monetary Units.