Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,101stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,662ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,772nd
The Holy Moldy Cheese of
Iron Fist Consumerists
So much cheese!
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Churuya

Population14.532 billion

CapitalCheeseville
LeaderTsuruya
FaithThe Cult of Pizza

CurrencySmoked Cheese
AnimalLoco Roco

The Holy Moldy Cheese of Churuya is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tsuruya with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.532 billion cheese chompers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheeseville. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Churuyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,669 trillion Smoked Cheeses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 183,674 Smoked Cheeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, innocent people are routinely stoned to death by frenzied lynch mobs, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and judges are all-powerful. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Churuya's national animal is the Loco Roco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Pizza.

Churuya is ranked 185,859th in the world and 55th in Anime for Fattest Citizens, with 7.06 Obesity Rate.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,101stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,662ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,772ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,915thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,974thTop
5%
Largest Governments: 2,239thMost Devout: 2,475thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,556thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,643rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,645thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,924thHighest Economic Output: 5,054thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,598thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,750thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,774thMost Efficient Economies: 7,091stMost Stationary: 7,393rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,756thHighest Average Incomes: 7,899thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,990thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,183rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,965thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,637thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,896thTop
10%
Most Armed: 11,221stMost Beautiful Environments: 12,319thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,555thLargest Populations: 14,791stMost Inclusive: 16,657thBest Weather: 19,991st
Top
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Churuya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Churuya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Churuya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Churuya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Churuya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Churuya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Churuya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Churuya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and Safest.
  • : Churuya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Churuya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens and Best Weather.

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