The Estado of Chuparosa is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Governor Juan Diego Navarro with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.029 billion Chuparosans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nogales. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The strong Chuparosan economy, worth 252 trillion sols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 62,571 sols, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chuparosa's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Chuparosa is ranked 215,328^th in the world and 5^th in Arizona for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 19.62 Effective Tax Rate.