The Gay Cat Colony of Chundukeratopia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Papa Eyebrow with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 20.41 billion Gay Cats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West Virginia. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Feline economy, worth a remarkable 4,268 trillion chimichangas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,139 chimichangas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove', neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, and underground railroads have become more literal and physical these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chundukeratopia's national animal is the tourist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Chundukeratopia is ranked 161,612^th in the world and 1^st in Canterbury for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 749.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.